by sarahviola
Scene: A recent night, sexy times.
Mark: Talk dirty to me.
Sarah: Toiletbowl.
Mark: …
Mark: Your imagination is broken.
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I could read this 800 times and never stop giggling.
Oooooo, dirty dirty girl!
Omg I am laughing you posted this!
My toilets need cleaning too and yes, it’s on my mind.
Thanks for the giggle… ;D
Have I told you lately that I love you?
I’m pretty sure Ryan and I have had this conversation. Or something eerily similar. Hilarious.
And I saw your tweet about the apocalypse flu in your belly. OH NO.
The way to a man’s heart is through his belly.
The way to a woman’s heart is through doing the housework.
Seriously.
HAHA!
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7 comments
I could read this 800 times and never stop giggling.
Oooooo, dirty dirty girl!
Omg I am laughing you posted this!
My toilets need cleaning too and yes, it’s on my mind.
Thanks for the giggle… ;D
Have I told you lately that I love you?
I’m pretty sure Ryan and I have had this conversation. Or something eerily similar. Hilarious.
And I saw your tweet about the apocalypse flu in your belly. OH NO.
The way to a man’s heart is through his belly.
The way to a woman’s heart is through doing the housework.
Seriously.
HAHA!
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